--> equip the robot dog with the axe

You turn your head for a second and the robot dog has already disappeared down the hallway. Not only would it be a terrible idea to equip that thing with an axe considering its frantic and unpredictable movements, but you wouldn't be able to anyway because it does not have a dustup deck. 

Or at least you think it doesn't. You really hope it doesn't, but you never know with these things.