LIEUTENANT SLANDERS -->

Your train of thought is quickly interrupted by visions of the LIEUTENANT. You absolutely despise this man with all your being and everything he is involved with. Ever since the explosion of popularity he received through his immaculate frying abilities, QFC has become a staple of pretty much everyone's daily lives, it surpassing the wealthiest corporations on the planet, of which there are very many. As a culinary artist yourself, you are revolted by how little creativity is employed by him and his employees in preparing a meal. I mean, a bucket of Fried Chicken? It's such an insult to the craft you so passionately partake in. Unfortunately, you can't be too open about this disdain, for in your society, a disliking of the "glorious" LIEUTENANT or anything affiliated with his brand is a class A felony. It's only a matter of time until all non-chicken related cooking becomes completely irrelevant, and you hope you will never live to see that day.

QFC? More like... 

QUAFF my FREAKING piss, CHODE. 

You don't actually know what chode means, but you saw someone on the internet say it once. 

Despite your passionate and BURNING hatred for the LIEUTENANT and all that he stands for, you can't help but admire his immaculate facial hair.