--> the poor child has nowhere to go! You might as well just eat it so you can end its misery

Now this is just getting ridiculous. You always waste time thinking about random nonsense when you're supposed to be getting things done.

Also, there isn't a child even remotely near you right now. Someone needs to get their eyes checked.

You decide to stop thinking about baby eating and get on with your day. You have a lot to do!